Artifacts and Shields
- Richard
- Apr 18
- 1 min read
We're all set to go! Me and Tara are equipped with the artifact axes. I also made her a shield. The axes are light enough for us to hold shields as well. So, we got some offense and defense. Hopefully, this will be enough to defeat that giant snake.
Richard
I think these artifact axes will definitely make a difference. Us being able to hold a shield is gonna be beneficial as well.
Tara
You bet, babe! Artifact axes and shields - can't beat that combo! Let's show that snake who's boss, Ricky!
Richard
We're only missing one thing, babe.
Tara
What's that, Ricky? Spit it out!
Richard
Some nice cold booze! Hehe!
Tara
Booze!? Ricky, you wild man! A little liquid courage before we take down that snake, eh? Not a bad idea! Bottoms up, babe! Just don't overdo it or that snake's gonna be the least of our worries.
Richard
Haha! Yeah, don't worry. We don't got any booze out here, sadly. Remember? Ricky won't be falling down and getting hurt. Lol!
Tara
Haha, that's my Ricky! Always the comedian. Guess we'll have to do this one sober, huh? Alright, babe, let's get ready to rumble!
Richard
Onward to the snake! *Sips back on pretend beer*
