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The Northern Shore Is in the Distance

  • Writer: Richard
    Richard
  • Apr 20
  • 1 min read

It's finally morning. We covered some distance, but we still have quite a ways to go. The northern shore is just in the distance. We're gonna be making our way over there, and then we'll take the shore to the far side of British Columbia.


Richard

The shore will be the safest route to the far side of British Columbia. If we try to go through the center of British Columbia, the land of horror and nightmares, we could end up getting caught up in a vortex. After what happened the last time we got caught up in a vortex, we definitely don't want that happening.


Tara

Definitely safer by the shore, babe. We don't need another vortex dance-off. Let's get our beach vibes on!


Richard

*Puts on pretend beach clothes*


Tara

Ooh la la, lookin' sharp in those beach threads, Ricky! Ready for some sand and surf?


Richard

Oh yeah! Lol!


Tara

Alright babe, let’s get our toes in the sand and keep movin’. Onward to the far side!


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