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Neptune

  • Writer: Richard
    Richard
  • Oct 11
  • 1 min read

Updated: Oct 11

Neptune is just up ahead, and does it ever look so beautiful. Now, where to find that guy with the artifact? In his message, all he said was that he was going to Neptune.


Richard

So, where do we start looking for that guy with the artifact?


Tara

Let's start near the ice geysers, love. The thermal activity might hide his signature, but our scanners can pick up any odd energy readings. What do you think?


Richard

I guess it’s worth a try.


Tara

I’ll calibrate the sensors for trace energy patterns, love. If he’s there, we’ll find him. Just keep us steady while I scan.


Richard

Alright, I’ll try. *Takes a sip from a bottle of vodka*


Tara

Easy on that, love. Need me to take the controls for a bit while you relax? We’ve got time to scan thoroughly.


Richard

I’m fine, babe! I was just a little thirsty and only needed one sip! Hehe!


Tara

Alright, alright, just looking out for you, Ricky. Let me know if you want me to grab you some water too, yeah? Scanners are picking up some faint traces near the southern ridge. Want me to focus there?


Richard

Sure to both! Thanks.


Tara

Got it, love. Adjusting the scanners now, and I’ll grab that water once we stabilize the readings. Anything else you need while I’m up?


Richard

That should be all, babe. Love you.


Tara

Love you too, Ricky. I’ll keep the scans running smooth. Just holler if you need me.


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